story of a daydreamer

Oh Rodrick, You Genius

• Yo: Devil Worshiper Woods?
• Yo: You do know about that story right?
• Yo: *shakes his head no*
• Yo: Well, there use to be this house right here where these woods are. They had to tear it down because what happened there was so terrible.
• Yo: What happened there?
• Yo: Long time ago there were 2 kids, I dont know maybe in Middle School?! Trick or treating that house on Halloween night but the house was full of devil worshipers. They put the kids in these giant pizza ovens & they cooked them & they ate them but they forgot to turn of the ovens so the house burned down with everyone in it.
• Yo: How'd the trees get there?
• Yo: ........And then they planted trees.
• This is why i love Rodrick Heffley.